Yesterday, even with my fever, we headed to DC to the IMS at the DC convention center.  Of course there are only two booths we look at and the rest of the time we just scan the crowd for creepy people, which there were A LOT of.  This year they had some kind of stunt motorcycle riding.  It literally scared the shit out of me.  How are people so fearless? I’m afraid of everything.

I decided I’m going to teach my kids how to break dance.  Well, I’m not going to teach them, but I will find someone to.  How cool would my kids be in elementary school if they were able to break dance.  In P.E. the teacher would say, “DO 20 PUSHUPS!” (in my mind P.E. class is like training for the fucking war).  But my kids would just start break dancing.  HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE?  I can imagine a million places and scenarios where they would easily be the coolest people/kids around.